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Newlyweds Sue and Robert Tonn’s biggest dilemma is whether there should be a swimming pool or a garden in their back yard.  But a bigger problem arises when Robert secretly starts digging out his pool and unearths a human skull.  Add to this mix a pair of thugs, a nosy cop, a pushy vacuum cleaner salesperson and an unsolved mystery of a hermit who haunted the area and disappeared decades earlier, and you have nothing short of a comical mystery that’s sure to entertain.

Production Requirements:

Cast:  Four men and two women. The police officer may be cast as a female role. 

Sue Tonn: Wife; 25-35 years old

Robert Tonn: Husband; 25-30 years old

Officer Clark: Police officer; 55-65 years old, a jovial-looking man who resembles Santa Claus

Miss Val: Vacuum cleaner sales person; 20-25 years old

Ted: Sue’s brother; 27-37 years old

Steve: Ted’s friend; 29-39 years old

Set: The play is set in the Tonn’s kitchen, present day.  The room is decorated with a sunflower theme.  Upstage, from left to right, there is tall pantry, a refrigerator with a right-hand door, a counter and sink with a window directly above it, a stove and cabinets with a countertop at SR.  On the counter top is a coffee maker, a cookie jar, a canister set, a telephone, and other kitchen items.  A door at CR leads outside to the Tonn’s yard; at DR is a window facing out onto the driveway.  At CL is a door leading into rooms beyond.  At CS is a table and chairs.

Props:

  • Portable vacuum, cleaner with ‘Royal Aire’ printed on it

  • Skull

  • Plate of doughnuts

  • Burlap sack stuffed with heavy rags

  • Hand gun and handcuffs

Sound Effects:

  • Dog barking

  • Police siren

  • Telephone ringing

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